Here are some funny poems in the form of a limerick from various students (ages 10-12):
Dora Su
There once was a boy named Bob
who looked more like a fat blob
he got f's in school
cause he was a fool
and he really liked to sob
Erin Song
There once was a nice, young poodle
who always loved to doodle
she always cried
and also sighed
perhaps because of noddles
Jennifer Ruan
There was a lady with a cane
who took a walk in the rain
she spotted her father
who'd been slaughtered
Perhaps she was no longer sane
Kassie Rong
There once was a woman who knew
that her husband's love was untrue
so she cut off his thumb
and roasted his bum
and boiled his bones into stew
Kelly Yuan
There was a mother called earth
who was about to give birth
she bumped her head
and fell off the bed
and that was the end of baby earth
Kevin Hu
I was going on a flight
and got into a nasty fight
they started engaging
I started raging
so I crazily started to bite
And one more we did in class together:
There was a dumb guy named Lee
who thought his elbow was his knee
He looked in the mirror
and realized with terror
That he was actually a she!
