There once was a lady named Paul
who looked for a date to the ball.
But the men knew fear
when they came near
because she was ten feet tall.
Irene Cai
There once was a girl named Drew
her hair was a line green hue
one day a friend said,
"Your eyes are red,
and your skin is turning blue!"
Kailee Zhou
There once was a girl named Gail
who wrote a crappy tale.
But uploaded the trash
though made no cash,
and was thrown out of Yale.
Amy Huang
The country is filled with oil
it's affecting a lot of the soil.
The animals are dead
the lies people said
really make my blood boil.
George Shao
There once was a man named Sam
who always liked to eat spam.
He ran at a bull
but was too full
and he fell down with a bam!
Sandra Li
There once was a fish named Larry
who liked to eat nothing but dairy
He made a wish
to not be a fish
and turned into one giant berry.
Class Project
There was a man from North York
Who always dressed in pork.
When he started to stink
he started to think:
Phew, I need to leave North York!
