Class Project
There once was a guy named Bruce
who couldn't pronounce the word house
it drove his wife nuts
she soon hated his guts
so he said, "Why are you such a louse?"
Kyle Zhou
There once was a midget named Ralph
who couldn't reach the top shelf
he grabbed a chair
and climbed without a care
then fell and hurt himself.
Joyce Xu
There is a place called Hell
where all the bad ones fell.
Ignore all those liars
who say it's just fire,
they're just bidding farewell.
There once was a wrestler named Pete
but he would always be beat.
His sponsor asked why,
but he could only sigh,
and say that he had two left feet.
