I know a young man named McNair
who's so fat that his clothes always tear.
When he left Nice
to travel to Greece,
he found he was already there!
Reyna Lu
I once knew a dog who could moo
and it seemed that was all it could do.
Until one day
I heard it say:
"Why hello there, how are you?"
Sunni Zhou
I have a friend named Sunni
she had a lot of money
she wanted a pet
and knew a vet
so she ended up buying a bunny.
Matthew Lysenko
There once was a man named Dane
who skydived off a plane.
Then he realized: oh, shoot,
I forgot my parachu--
and all that was left was a stain.
William Ting
There once was a little maid
who swallowed a can of Raid.
The can got stuck
she was out of luck
and she blew up like a grenade.
Caryn Qian
There was a statue in Barrie
That everyone thought was scary
with a carved fang,
a head that would hang
and eyes made of cherries.
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